A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
(via lauren)
Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses.
Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend.
Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens.
Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop isntead of getting drunk and hooking up with randoms.
Sorry that I sometimes ask to go to a friends house instead of just getting up and leaving without warning.
Sorry that I cover my bedroom walls with posters of bands instead of shirtless guys.
Sorry that I wear skinny jeans and hoodies out instead of short shorts and a tshirt that could practically be a bra.
Sorry that I blast music instead of trying to sneak into clubs.
Sorry that I’m not what everybody expects teens to be like these days.
^This.
(Source: squiddybum-sammmich)
